People are real worked up about the transgender bathroom issue

By Seamus O'Sparks on June 5, 2016 — 1 min read

People are real worked up about the transgender bathroom issue. I think people should go potty wherever they’re comfortable. I feel best when I go outside. I love it. And the badgers and bees never give me any static about it. From now on, just to be a stinker, I’m going to eat a bunch of viagra and drink a bunch of cranberry juice and go lurking in the public restrooms. Yeah.Trying to go number 1 while at full mast is…well-ever see a giraffe try and drink out of a stream? Plus your aim is, ummm, compromised. So, to everyone who says, ‘if you have male parts then you should go in the boy’s room” I will be seeing you with my male parts in the boy’s room. And you won’t ever be that sorry again. Better start wearing poncho’s when I’m around…

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.