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There’s only one pencil

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 24, 2015 — 1 min read

There’s only one pencil for the hand that’s prehensile. More

Hey all you late night drunks

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 23, 2015 — 1 min read

Hey all you late night drunks-if you need a pencil, go see my friend Denzel! More

WARNING:HEROICALLY LONG POST AHEAD

By Seamus O'Sparks on June 23, 2015 — 10 mins read

WARNING:HEROICALLY LONG POST AHEAD. It seems Red Ted is at it again. Apparently, so he tells me, he is quite the magnet for internet scam artists. For about a week he has been courting a poor damsel who needs to get home from Nigeria. Here is the unfiltered finale(courtesy of Ted) of RED TED VS... More

You’d better LIKE Denzel’s Pencils

By Seamus O'Sparks on October 5, 2013 — 1 min read

You’d better LIKE Denzel’s Pencils and then we can get AMERICA back on track. I’m tired of hearing wah double blah the Government this and Miley that—that can all pound sand.. DENZEL’S PENCILS IS THE NEW NOW!!!!! More

I have asked, and pleaded, and suggested that you all like my band CHASCA

By Seamus O'Sparks on October 5, 2013 — 1 min read

Friends, relatives, vague acquaintances, and people who I am somehow friends with on Facebook but don’t know at all: I have asked, and pleaded, and suggested that you all like my band CHASCA. Many of you have, but quite a few have not. AND THAT’S OKAY…that is merely my reason d’etre and as such I... More

Don’t bother reading this crap…it’s Saturday and I’m drunk

By Seamus O'Sparks on October 5, 2013 — 1 min read

Don’t bother reading this crap…it’s Saturday and I’m drunk…SO, I know we’ve been relentlessly hawking our CDs (the new ones that will be available so soon that are so neat) here on FB. And, I think it’s time we take a break from the band/fan dynamic and have a “friend” moment. Friends, let me tell... More

Monday…And I’m here with Lady Death

By Seamus O'Sparks on April 18, 2011 — 1 min read

Monday…And I’m here with Lady Death. She has made us both apple martinis. It’s going to be a long and sour drink and a long and sour day. I have to go to Denzel’s Pencils first thing. I need a new pencil. My old one ended up in a gypsy’s eye. It was purely an... More