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Monday…And I’m here with Lady Death | Seamus O'Sparks

Monday…And I’m here with Lady Death

By Seamus O'Sparks on April 18, 2011 — 1 min read

Monday…And I’m here with Lady Death. She has made us both apple martinis. It’s going to be a long and sour drink and a long and sour day. I have to go to Denzel’s Pencils first thing. I need a new pencil. My old one ended up in a gypsy’s eye. It was purely an accident and he’s okay, but not the way I’d like to start the week. Monday!

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.