Jeepers, it’s a troubled and tremulous world out there By Seamus O'Sparks on September 21, 2017 — 1 min read Jeepers, it’s a troubled and tremulous world out there. I don’t care what the signs say anywhere, in the interest of my own peace of mind I am going to conceal carry my penis from now on. I don’t want to be having breakfast when some satyr/nymph type shows up looking to make mischief. NOT... More
A Poem, by damn, When he Should be Filling out Applications for a New Life By Seamus O'Sparks on August 2, 2017 — 1 min read I wish I had a huge cock Something to split the crotch of the world While death jerked me off I’d name my penis, “Burps.” “Easy Burps” I’d say Then I’d do all the porno The women would make a bug-eyed squirm And the men would wiggle in doubt I’d love the life Lips to... More
I Print Therefore I Am – Screw Shifting Tenses – Are You With Me Doctor Wu???? By Seamus O'Sparks on April 18, 2017 — 3 mins read I set up a new printer today. The process just about finished the both of us off. I’m something of a luddite-this is important for later…and now. I bought, or tried to, the least fancy most basic printer available. I told the guy at the printer store, “Let’s pretend like I’m just some dilettante alcoholic... More
The Bones of Cuauhtémoc By Seamus O'Sparks on March 30, 2017 — 28 mins read The Bones of Cuauhtémoc -He dreams and dreams Kiko and the lavender moon- An hour out of Laredo we stopped for gas at an all-night convenience store. We were heading towards Brownsville Texas on US Route 83. The van smelled like stale sweat, salted nuts, and sour farts. That was the way rock n roll... More
In these divided political times… By Seamus O'Sparks on March 19, 2017 — 1 min read …it can be hard to get a sense of things. The right accuses the left of misrepresentation and vice versa. So, I thought it would be informative to get the opinions of those folks who exist beyond the range of politics. In this alternate facts fake news age, perhaps seeking input from the world of... More
Hope, like a small pecker By Seamus O'Sparks on November 14, 2016 — 1 min read Hope, like a small pecker The days have been lame with rage Rage in the streets While the new America lights a torch Rage in the news feed And mobs yell for heads to roll Rage in the voices The heads of the white liberal Rage in the ego The heads of the working class... More
WARNING-LONG POST-EPIC ADVENTURE-ALL WORDS-NO PICS-ALL SQUIRT AND NO JUICE MAKES CORY MANN A RANDY BOY By Seamus O'Sparks on September 5, 2016 — 1 min read WARNING-LONG POST-EPIC ADVENTURE-ALL WORDS-NO PICS-ALL SQUIRT AND NO JUICE MAKES CORY MANN A RANDY BOY (and a deadly aim)…Words used to make the nut, before Wal-Mart and Instagram…Gadzooks! Chasca had a SUPERSTENTIAL TIME out west this Labor Day weekend! Thanks to Lost Horse Saloon in Marfa, and The Deadhorse in San Angelo for having us... More
People are real worked up about the transgender bathroom issue By Seamus O'Sparks on June 5, 2016 — 1 min read People are real worked up about the transgender bathroom issue. I think people should go potty wherever they’re comfortable. I feel best when I go outside. I love it. And the badgers and bees never give me any static about it. From now on, just to be a stinker, I’m going to eat a bunch... More
Tonight! It’s the LAST NIGHT or our April residency at The Blackheart! By Seamus O'Sparks on April 30, 2016 — 1 min read Tonight! It’s the LAST NIGHT or our April residency at The Blackheart! We’ve had a great month with many great bands and lots of penis talk…BIG penis talk… well, the TALK has been big. Big and fun and slippery-like pulling a threeway with some buxom Danes at Wet ‘n Wild. ALRIGHT-TONIGHT we close it out... More
MIKE WROTE BACK!!!! By Seamus O'Sparks on April 30, 2016 — 3 mins read MIKE WROTE BACK!!!! Hi Seamus O Sparks, Thank you for reaching out. I enjoyed your music a lot and thought it might be beneficial if we talk. You should know that aside from the major record labels, there are other organizations that can help you to secure significant airplay. Most recently, we’ve been receiving some... More