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The Bones of Cuauhtémoc

By Seamus O'Sparks on March 30, 2017 — 28 mins read

The Bones of Cuauhtémoc -He dreams and dreams Kiko and the lavender moon- An hour out of Laredo we stopped for gas at an all-night convenience store. We were heading towards Brownsville Texas on US Route 83. The van smelled like stale sweat, salted nuts, and sour farts. That was the way rock n roll... More

I need some heavy advice

By Seamus O'Sparks on December 12, 2015 — 1 min read

I need some heavy advice. On my way home from work I heard something in the woods. I went to investigate and discovered that a baby Dracula had been abandoned. I didn’t know what to do so I took him home. I don’t know tiddly-twat about babies or Draculas. IS there a number I should... More

I had a dream last night

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 9, 2015 — 1 min read

I had a dream last night where a gray/blue female cat was helping me track down a python (a really pretty shimmery one) that was slinking through my house. I looked up the meaning and found that the snake was a phallic symbol=masculinity and the cat=femininity and power. Then I went and washed all the... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.