Chasca will be playing this Friday 1/31 at Hole in the Wall

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 29, 2014 — 1 min read

Chasca will be playing this Friday 1/31 at Hole in the Wall. We will be arriving by turtle. We will look and sound EXACTLY like Supertramp. We will take a short grape break in the middle of our set. We are Chasca-we’re great! Women love it when we play “The Logical Song.” Nothing about our show will be different except we will look exactly and sound exactly like the band that brought you, “Breakfast in America.” Men will scowl. Dogs will bark. We are Chasca. We will do our regular songs but you will wonder why Supertramp is playing instead of Chasca. When we’re done with our set people will ask for autographs and say, “I remember when I lost my virginity to your song, ‘Bloody Well Right.'” After the show we will go to Denny’s where we have a reservation under the name, ‘Alsivado Fior.’ When we walk in people will say, “Hey look, it’s Supertramp” and they will ask us to sing ‘Owner of a Lonely Heart.’ We will probably order the frog platter and ask for a to go box for our chocolate malts. When people think you’re Supertramp you can get away with things like that.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.