KLBJ BLOCKED MY EMAIL!!! >:( By Seamus O'Sparks on January 9, 2019 — 2 mins read Can one or all of you please tell the world via your FB that KLBJ blocked me from sending emails to them. I’ve sent a few emails their way, the last was to the Bob and Dudley show asking them to plug my autobiography on the air. The book is about my life as a... More
Dear Acura… By Seamus O'Sparks on June 1, 2015 — 2 mins read Dear Acura, My girlfriend recently bought a 2008 RDX. Man, what a sweet ride! In January, the seat warmers were a real charm against Old Man Winter’s icy hand. We’ve done everything in this car–from careening down winding mountain roads to flying through isolated sections of the great southwestern American desert. This car has been... More
Chasca will be playing this Friday 1/31 at Hole in the Wall By Seamus O'Sparks on January 29, 2014 — 1 min read Chasca will be playing this Friday 1/31 at Hole in the Wall. We will be arriving by turtle. We will look and sound EXACTLY like Supertramp. We will take a short grape break in the middle of our set. We are Chasca-we’re great! Women love it when we play “The Logical Song.” Nothing about our... More
I had an attack of conscience last night! By Seamus O'Sparks on October 4, 2012 — 1 min read I had an attack of conscience last night! I was at a swinger’s party drinking grape soda and listening to Supertramp when it jumped me from behind. It was mad mean stuff. I’m not sure who it belonged to but it gave me a vicious working over. Then it stole my wallet and pulled down... More
October is a spooky creepy time of year By Seamus O'Sparks on October 3, 2011 — 1 min read October is a spooky creepy time of year. I just watched the movie, “Eden Lake.” Jeepers! I’m terrified of the English now. I used to love them-now they give me the shivers. The movie scared me so bad that I can’t even listen to my Supertramp records. Can anyone help me? Does anyone know an... More
Here’s how to pronounce the name Chasca By Seamus O'Sparks on May 27, 2011 — 1 min read Here’s how to pronounce the name Chasca. It’s just like it sounds. Cha, as in Chop and Sca, as in Ski.The “a” is short like in Awe. Some want to latinize the first syllable and say,”Shasca.” Others are inclined to make the a flat like in Chad. One person insisted on pronouncing it Shasqua. It’s... More