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Ode on a Rotten Tooth

By Seamus O'Sparks on November 21, 2016 — 1 min read

Everyone loves high minded poetry on FB, so here is something I did that will KNOCK YOUR TEETH OUT!!! Ode on a Rotten Tooth Thou still enameled bride of mastication Thou muncher of carrots and slow time Dentin historian, who does express A pearly tale more dulcet than This Rhyme What crowning legends haunts about... More

LONG POST WARNING/ FELLOW MUSIC FOLK TAKE HEED

By Seamus O'Sparks on April 26, 2016 — 3 mins read

LONG POST WARNING/ FELLOW MUSIC FOLK TAKE HEED. How do you deal with music “industry” people trying to hoodwink you? In Chasca, we send them lots of emails. Hi Mike, this is Seamus from Chasca. I am responding to the message you posted on our Facebook page. Thanks for contacting us! I told our manager... More

I AM WOMAN-PAY ME MORE!?!?!

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 19, 2015 — 2 mins read

I AM WOMAN-PAY ME MORE!?!?! Long post warning I like women. They’re neat. Sometimes I wear their clothes. I definitely try to get “weird” and “diabolical” with them as often as possible. WOMEN-I salute you. I say all of this because I just saw a report on KXAN about women not getting paid as much... More

Man, I must have sent about two dozen emails to various music industry big shots the other day

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 22, 2015 — 1 min read

Man, I must have sent about two dozen emails to various music industry big shots the other day. I don’t expect to catch any fat on the trencher but I think it’s important to piss in the wind every now and again. Just for kicks, as it were. And I think that the cats who... More

I think I have figured out how to kick the band’s career up a notch

By Seamus O'Sparks on October 11, 2014 — 1 min read

I think I have figured out how to kick the band’s career up a notch. Okay, so, I think it’s safe to presume that rock-in the context of our broader cultural idiom-is dead. BUT-poorly written, scathing, tell-all, self-serving, bitchy, neurotic, half-witted, whiney, platitudinous tell all rock bios are still very much en vogue. So, I’m... More

Last night was amazing!

By Seamus O'Sparks on February 1, 2014 — 1 min read

Wow! Last night was amazing! Thank you so too much everybody who came out!!! WOW WOW WOW!!! Thanks Hole in the Wall for having us and for your excellence! Thanks to all you kinky devils who created an energy so amazing and pure that I’m still riding the vibe. Everyone was so dashing and daring... More

Chasca will be playing this Friday 1/31 at Hole in the Wall

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 29, 2014 — 1 min read

Chasca will be playing this Friday 1/31 at Hole in the Wall. We will be arriving by turtle. We will look and sound EXACTLY like Supertramp. We will take a short grape break in the middle of our set. We are Chasca-we’re great! Women love it when we play “The Logical Song.” Nothing about our... More