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By Seamus O'Sparks on October 18, 2017 — 1 min read

Favorite smell? Perineum Last time you cried? I’m crying now Favorite pizza? Pizza deez nuts Favorite flowers? Naked Man Orchid Did you go to college? I was enrolled Untie your shoes when taking them off? I untie everything Roller coasters? Roller boogie Favorite ice cream? Grape Favorite past time? I always enjoy half-past nine Shorts... More

Sorry to bug everyone

By Seamus O'Sparks on March 19, 2014 — 1 min read

Sorry to bug everyone. I got bored with the vodka thing, but I’m not sure I’m-you know-all done. you know-like there’s still stuff stirring up inside of me. It’s funny-it’s a funny feeling. I think I’m going to go have a delightful breakfast(no grapes), listen to some Foreigner(nothing after 4), and be back in a... More

Chasca will be playing this Friday 1/31 at Hole in the Wall

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 29, 2014 — 1 min read

Chasca will be playing this Friday 1/31 at Hole in the Wall. We will be arriving by turtle. We will look and sound EXACTLY like Supertramp. We will take a short grape break in the middle of our set. We are Chasca-we’re great! Women love it when we play “The Logical Song.” Nothing about our... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.