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Eat a bean-Yay for Halloween! | Seamus O'Sparks

Eat a bean-Yay for Halloween!

By Seamus O'Sparks on October 22, 2013 — 1 min read

Eat a bean-Yay for Halloween! On Halloween, when the witches fly-and ghosts and goblins scurry by, then you will know it’s HALLOWEEN! Spooky-Ooky! And pumpkins too! Halloween is here for YOU! Wow-what a bad post. BUT, that doesn’t mean that THE CHASCA HALLOWEEN MIRACLE isn’t coming to the TRIPLE CROWN this SATURDAY, 10/26!!!! And our little CD-BEDTIME FOR BEDLAMITES makes the perfect pumpkin stuffer to treat your tricks with! CHASCA-HALLOWEEN-TRIPLE CROWN-PENIS-THIS SATURDAY-SEX!!!!!!!! #rutherfordbhayes #panicof1873 #penis #weareahashtagsociety #paganorgy #learnyourpresidents #chesteraarthur #sodomy #hashtag #pumpkin #whatsthepointofliving #halloween

Posted in: Chasca, Halloween

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.