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Alright people, Chasca plays this Friday at The Red Eyed Fly in Austin | Seamus O'Sparks

Alright people, Chasca plays this Friday at The Red Eyed Fly in Austin

By Seamus O'Sparks on February 7, 2013 — 1 min read

Alright people, Chasca plays this Friday at The Red Eyed Fly in Austin. No fooling. I was trying to explain this to the people in Wal-Mart yesterday. But all they wanted to hear was how great America was and what the rollback prices were and why can’t you carry deadly snakes onto a bus…So they threw me out of Wal-Mart. I was MANHANDLED. I was given the bum’s rush(is that one word or two?). If you’re smart you won’t go into Wal-Mart and pick up one of those phones that let’s you make announcements to the whole store and start saying, ‘Attention Wal-Mart shoppers, Chasca plays this Saturday at The Red Eyed Fly in Austin. Come see amazing feats of prestidigitation with bees and mules and a live sex show!’ No sir, you won’t do that. At Wal-Mart, if you’re smart, you won’t mention me or Chasca or Jimmy Carter… If you’re smart.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.