I feel the lust of March in my britches By Seamus O'Sparks on March 3, 2012 — 1 min read It’s March! I feel the lust of March in my britches. I am covered with too many mites to do anything about it though. Mites put the quash on my lovin’ agenda! And they’re March mites too. Real mean ones. I am guessing most of you don’t want to hear about this. But try to... More
From The Chasca By Seamus O'Sparks on February 10, 2011 — 1 min read From The Chasca: So, our drummer has been put in the hospital. The doctors say it’s a full blown case of Beatlemania. He was brought in to the I.C.U. wearing an “I Love George” sign around his neck. They’re applying Captain Randy’s Gnome Free Cream to him ’round the clock. He also has sand mites.... More