I once loved a girl… By Seamus O'Sparks on May 16, 2017 — 1 min read I once loved a girl who was Finnish During sex she would not let me finish Her manner was mannish I cursed her in Spanish Then rubbed one out into her spinach More
The Bones of Cuauhtémoc By Seamus O'Sparks on March 30, 2017 — 28 mins read The Bones of Cuauhtémoc -He dreams and dreams Kiko and the lavender moon- An hour out of Laredo we stopped for gas at an all-night convenience store. We were heading towards Brownsville Texas on US Route 83. The van smelled like stale sweat, salted nuts, and sour farts. That was the way rock n roll... More
I was abducted by aliens last night By Seamus O'Sparks on June 28, 2011 — 1 min read I was abducted by aliens last night. I was walking home from a night of wearing faux furs and weeping. Suddenly a bright light appeared behind me and suddenly I was abroad a strange craft with flashing lights and the song Kiko and the Lavender Moon blasting in both my ears. I was probed repeatedly.... More