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I was abducted by aliens last night | Seamus O'Sparks

I was abducted by aliens last night

By Seamus O'Sparks on June 28, 2011 — 1 min read

I was abducted by aliens last night. I was walking home from a night of wearing faux furs and weeping. Suddenly a bright light appeared behind me and suddenly I was abroad a strange craft with flashing lights and the song Kiko and the Lavender Moon blasting in both my ears. I was probed repeatedly. I’m sure they were Spacemen. I don’t speak Spanish so it’s hard to know for sure. Why can’t you Earthlings be as much fun?

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.