I was abducted by aliens last night. I was walking home from a night of wearing faux furs and weeping. Suddenly a bright light appeared behind me and suddenly I was abroad a strange craft with flashing lights and the song Kiko and the Lavender Moon blasting in both my ears. I was probed repeatedly. I’m sure they were Spacemen. I don’t speak Spanish so it’s hard to know for sure. Why can’t you Earthlings be as much fun?
I was abducted by aliens last night
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