I once loved a girl…

By Seamus O'Sparks on May 16, 2017 — 1 min read

I once loved a girl who was Finnish
During sex she would not let me finish
Her manner was mannish
I cursed her in Spanish
Then rubbed one out into her spinach

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.