By far my favorite Olympic event is synchronized showering By Seamus O'Sparks on August 8, 2016 — 1 min read By far my favorite Olympic event is synchronized showering. Can’t wait for the Swedish team…filthy Swedes 😈 More
The women on OKcupid are a bunch of jive By Seamus O'Sparks on May 3, 2016 — 1 min read The women on OKcupid are a bunch of jive. They keep grousing at me about all the “dick pics” I send them. Don’t they know how much trouble I went through to get those? All those hours in the men’s restrooms and gym showers, all those beatings, all the court costs… It really hardens my... More
Tonight! It’s the LAST NIGHT or our April residency at The Blackheart! By Seamus O'Sparks on April 30, 2016 — 1 min read Tonight! It’s the LAST NIGHT or our April residency at The Blackheart! We’ve had a great month with many great bands and lots of penis talk…BIG penis talk… well, the TALK has been big. Big and fun and slippery-like pulling a threeway with some buxom Danes at Wet ‘n Wild. ALRIGHT-TONIGHT we close it out... More
It’s Olympic time again and the band has Olympic Fever! By Seamus O'Sparks on August 1, 2012 — 1 min read It’s Olympic time again and the band has Olympic Fever! In honor of the 30th Olympiad Chasca will be hosting its own special sporting festival. That’s right Chasca brings you the first ever Erotic Olympics! There will be such events as: Water Sports Polo, Public Nudity Legal Hurdles, Put the shot where?, Frisky Discus, The... More