It’s Olympic time again and the band has Olympic Fever!

It’s Olympic time again and the band has Olympic Fever! In honor of the 30th Olympiad Chasca will be hosting its own special sporting festival. That’s right Chasca brings you the first ever Erotic Olympics! There will be such events as: Water Sports Polo, Public Nudity Legal Hurdles, Put the shot where?, Frisky Discus, The Hammer Toss (my event), Menage A Trois Marathon (my other event), Synchroni…zed Showering, Decadent Decathalon, Javelin-Javelout, Pole Vault (duh), The Floor Exercise, Pommel Horsing Around, Clean and Jerk, and of course-The Broad Jump! Please let us know if you’re interested in participating. We also need funding/sponsors, penicillin, a bullhorn, some water hoses, xanax, plastic gloves, three round tubs, and the name of any good lawyers with 1st amendment litigation experience. See you all there!