The women on OKcupid are a bunch of jive

By Seamus O'Sparks on May 3, 2016 — 1 min read

The women on OKcupid are a bunch of jive. They keep grousing at me about all the “dick pics” I send them. Don’t they know how much trouble I went through to get those? All those hours in the men’s restrooms and gym showers, all those beatings, all the court costs… It really hardens my heart. Fair and gentle sex my ass…

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.