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I Print Therefore I Am – Screw Shifting Tenses – Are You With Me Doctor Wu????

By Seamus O'Sparks on April 18, 2017 — 3 mins read

I set up a new printer today. The process just about finished the both of us off. I’m something of a luddite-this is important for later…and now. I bought, or tried to, the least fancy most basic printer available. I told the guy at the printer store, “Let’s pretend like I’m just some dilettante alcoholic... More

HOW TO DEAL WITH TELE-SOLICITATIONS: PAY HEED

By Seamus O'Sparks on December 21, 2016 — 1 min read

HOW TO DEAL WITH TELE-SOLICITATIONS: PAY HEED Just got off the phone with the N.R.A. They called to ask if I wanted to become a member or make a contribution to their cause at this, “critical time.” I told the nice man that the only “firearm” I believe in hangs between my legs. He said,... More

Man, I must have sent about two dozen emails to various music industry big shots the other day

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 22, 2015 — 1 min read

Man, I must have sent about two dozen emails to various music industry big shots the other day. I don’t expect to catch any fat on the trencher but I think it’s important to piss in the wind every now and again. Just for kicks, as it were. And I think that the cats who... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.