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I feel the lust of March in my britches | Seamus O'Sparks

I feel the lust of March in my britches

By Seamus O'Sparks on March 3, 2012 — 1 min read

It’s March! I feel the lust of March in my britches. I am covered with too many mites to do anything about it though. Mites put the quash on my lovin’ agenda! And they’re March mites too. Real mean ones. I am guessing most of you don’t want to hear about this. But try to see it from my perspective. It’s Friday and March and I’m roiling with lust and covered from head to toe with crotch rotting March Mites…oh, Chasca plays at Tantra tomorrow at 8:15.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.