Oh Say Can You Kneel: All mouth and no soul, welcome to the new American way By Seamus O'Sparks on September 27, 2017 — 4 mins read The Facebook has been burning the laughing fire over this football-kneeling-national anthem imbroglio. And man do I love it! Threads filled with screaming human drama; opinions hurled, feelings hurt, teeth bared-heads up. It’s definitely what I signed up for when I slithered on to this toxic piece of 21st century Neverland called social media. It... More
Here Comes the Scum: Notes on a job search By Seamus O'Sparks on September 18, 2017 — 4 mins read I set out running but I’ll take my time A friend of the Devil is a friend of mine I was running late and pushing 80 miles an hour heading towards Bastrop. John Lennon screamed at me through a busted speaker about how we all shine on. Maybe, some of us do, but not me.... More
My nephew, Parker Dean, just hit the shit out of the La Marque running back! By Seamus O'Sparks on October 2, 2015 — 1 min read My nephew, Parker Dean, just hit the shit out of the La Marque running back! He knocked the kid’s ego one way and the ball the other. The result-Sweeney got the ball and made a touchdown. Now they are ahead by one point and on fire! Go Parker! Go Bulldogs! PROUD UNCLE! More
JUSTICE AT THE SUPER BOWL! By Seamus O'Sparks on January 28, 2015 — 1 min read JUSTICE AT THE SUPER BOWL! Hey AMERICA, I think I have a suitable remedy to the whole New England softer ball fiasco. During the Super Bowl, The Patriots- whenever faced with a third down conversion-must run the play with a completely flat ball. It’s poetically just and still sporting. American LOVES a winner… and for... More
Football Season Begins By Seamus O'Sparks on August 24, 2014 — 3 mins read Man did I have a rare evening last night. I went out with some friends and we met up with some friends of friends. Well, these friends of friends wanted to go to this sports bar called, JUGGIES. This is one of those places were large bosomed women sling pilsner beers and dehydrated meats to... More
Happy Thanksgiving!!! By Seamus O'Sparks on November 29, 2013 — 1 min read Happy Thanksgiving!!! If they ever make a movie about what went on in my world today, it ought to be called, “THEY CAME TO EAT LIKE HOGS.” Now it’s time to enjoy the Big Pigskin Classic and then later my brother-n-law promised me we could take our shirts off and sit on the couch drinking... More
I was at the bar last night and they showed that movie Rudy By Seamus O'Sparks on May 25, 2011 — 1 min read I was at the bar last night and they showed that movie Rudy. It’s about this guy that goes to Notre Dame and plays football. I cried and cried and cried and the whole bar laughed at me and I got sick to my stomach and hid in the bathroom. It was like losing my... More