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I was at the bar last night and they showed that movie Rudy | Seamus O'Sparks

I was at the bar last night and they showed that movie Rudy

By Seamus O'Sparks on May 25, 2011 — 1 min read

I was at the bar last night and they showed that movie Rudy. It’s about this guy that goes to Notre Dame and plays football. I cried and cried and cried and the whole bar laughed at me and I got sick to my stomach and hid in the bathroom. It was like losing my virginity all over again only this time everybody was speaking english.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.