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JUSTICE AT THE SUPER BOWL! | Seamus O'Sparks

JUSTICE AT THE SUPER BOWL!

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 28, 2015 — 1 min read

JUSTICE AT THE SUPER BOWL! Hey AMERICA, I think I have a suitable remedy to the whole New England softer ball fiasco. During the Super Bowl, The Patriots- whenever faced with a third down conversion-must run the play with a completely flat ball. It’s poetically just and still sporting. American LOVES a winner… and for our sins, God gives us one.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.