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10 MUST READ books that changed my life and will change yours

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 22, 2017 — 1 min read

Tits, Memes, and GIFs: Owning social media We the People: Democracy’s Achilles Heel Atlas Shagged & The Virtues of Being Selfish in Bed. Ayn Rand’s erotic philosophy Selling Yourself Short in a Buyer’s Market Sound Informed-Sound Obnoxious: Picking the conspiracy theory that is right for you Everything’s Offensive: What liberals must keep doing to annoy... More

Stay Away from People

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 14, 2017 — 2 mins read

Stay away from people Because they are ready for you Ready to fink you out They do it out of love The nuclear missile The four horsemen Shit-now we probably have five (horseman that is). The pigs eating the streets chink-spic-nigger-faggot-bollio (AND LOOK THAT (bollio) ONE UP BECAUSE I GOT CALLED THAT MORE TIMES GROWING... More

TONIGHT-Chasca plays at Voyager Music Festival 2016!

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 17, 2016 — 1 min read

TONIGHT-Chasca plays at Voyager Music Festival 2016! All the PROG and EXPERIMENTAL sounds you can stuff in your ears! Tonight at Spider House Cafe and Ballroom! Better come live it up because ONLY THE WEIRD DIE YOUNG!!! And no false equivalencies either, Facebook. Malice of absence DOES NOT equal absence of malice…did they ever find... More

I WOULD RATHER DIE ON MY COUCH THAN LIVE IN LAS VEGAS

By Seamus O'Sparks on July 7, 2016 — 1 min read

I WOULD RATHER DIE ON MY COUCH THAN LIVE IN LAS VEGAS: NO PICTURES-NO MEMES-READ OR PISS OFF (Longish post-wasn’t me-it was the uppers and booze) Oh man-this one’s bound to land a rabbit punch. Watching the nightly news…high paid crocodiles and Leviathan analysts. All swerving around that rotten elephant in the room-the undeniable consenus... More

Your post, “PENIS!!!” is performing better than 80% of posts on that page

By Seamus O'Sparks on April 24, 2016 — 1 min read

I just woke up to this notification from FB about a Chasca page post: “Your post, “PENIS!!!” is performing better than 80% of posts on that page. Boost it for $20.00 to reach up to 3,100 more people.” I’m glad our PENIS!!! is performing well. You bet I’d love for our PENIS!!! to reach up... More

WHAT I TRULY HATE!!!!!

By Seamus O'Sparks on April 7, 2016 — 1 min read

WHAT I TRULY HATE!!!!! Thanks for all the feedback about my post yesterday RE: FB messages. I should clarify that I was pretty much having a drunken lark when I composed that piece of soft hokum. So, to anyone who wrote me apologizing for not getting back to me here online, please know that I... More

LONG SINCERE POST-VERY TRAGIC

By Seamus O'Sparks on March 29, 2016 — 2 mins read

LONG SINCERE POST-VERY TRAGIC Hi everyone, this is J.T. (Seamus) from Chasca. I’m afraid I have terrible news. I died last night. Yeah-I ate a surfeit of lampreys (the king killer) and keeled over about an hour later while I was watching my favorite porno, “The Sperminator.” It was wretched. I just wanted everyone to... More

I could really use some swift council

By Seamus O'Sparks on February 25, 2016 — 1 min read

I could really use some swift council. I was eating my sandwich and was so focused on the task that I chewed on past the food and I ended up eating my hand. Talk about overshooting the mark. Damn. I loved that hand. But what I really love is free medical advice. Come on, people-Facebook... More

I see lots of posts saying that people are going to start whitling down their FB friends

By Seamus O'Sparks on February 2, 2016 — 1 min read

I see lots of posts saying that people are going to start whitling down their FB friends. I would never do that. In fact, I’m writing this to let you all know that I’m going to start adding friends. Aside from relentlessly promoting my Chasca stuff, my main FB activity consists of reveling in the... More

I’m going to lay the MOST controversial statement ever made on you all EVER

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 24, 2016 — 1 min read

I’m going to lay the MOST controversial statement ever made on you all EVER. Get ready for much rage and piss, FB. I think that Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan is a better film than any of the Star Wars movies and I think that Star Trek V: The Final Frontier is way... More