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Your post, “PENIS!!!” is performing better than 80% of posts on that page | Seamus O'Sparks

Your post, “PENIS!!!” is performing better than 80% of posts on that page

By Seamus O'Sparks on April 24, 2016 — 1 min read

I just woke up to this notification from FB about a Chasca page post: “Your post, “PENIS!!!” is performing better than 80% of posts on that page. Boost it for $20.00 to reach up to 3,100 more people.” I’m glad our PENIS!!! is performing well. You bet I’d love for our PENIS!!! to reach up to 3,100 more people. And 20 bucks is a small price to connect our PENIS with that many folks. Seriously, that rate beats anything Mexico has to offer. Very proud of our PENIS!!! I <3 Facebook!

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.