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I could really use some swift council | Seamus O'Sparks

I could really use some swift council

By Seamus O'Sparks on February 25, 2016 — 1 min read

I could really use some swift council. I was eating my sandwich and was so focused on the task that I chewed on past the food and I ended up eating my hand. Talk about overshooting the mark. Damn. I loved that hand. But what I really love is free medical advice. Come on, people-Facebook knows all. I need, I need, I need. I’m sporting a stump here.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.