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Thanks so much everybody who came out to the Chasca show at Cheer Up Charlies last night!!!

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 9, 2014 — 1 min read

Thanks so much everybody who came out to the Chasca show at Cheer Up Charlies last night!!!! What a super triple blast of wholesome fun we had! It makes me wish it was Wednesday EVERY night! WE WERE ALL WEDNESDAY TITANS, MAN! Thunderbolt hurling, potion drinking, grape eating, marrow sucking, flesh licking, penis waving, breast... More

So at jury duty yesterday

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 7, 2014 — 1 min read

So at jury duty yesterday the assistant D.A. was asking us questions to feel us out. She was cute. She asked me if I had a problem with people who used marijuana recreationally? I said, most people I knew used it dogmatically. Yeah-they would smoke and watch the weather channel and preach and rail about... More

Had jury duty today

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 7, 2014 — 1 min read

Had jury duty today. They kicked me out. Apparently you can’t bring beer into court…AS I was hustled out of there I yelled, “I’m not out of order-you’re out of order! The WHOLE FREAKIN’ SYSTEM IS OUT OF ORDER!!! You won’t have Seamus O Sparks to kick around anymore!!!!! Wonder who will be on my... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.