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Had jury duty today | Seamus O'Sparks

Had jury duty today

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 7, 2014 — 1 min read

Had jury duty today. They kicked me out. Apparently you can’t bring beer into court…AS I was hustled out of there I yelled, “I’m not out of order-you’re out of order! The WHOLE FREAKIN’ SYSTEM IS OUT OF ORDER!!! You won’t have Seamus O Sparks to kick around anymore!!!!! Wonder who will be on my jury. Hope none of the folks that were there today. They smelled… Oh, CHASCA PLAYS CHEER UP CHARLIES WEDNESDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s a WHEN’S CHASCA PLAYIN’ IN AUSTIN AGAIN WEDNESDAY!!!!!!!!!!! When-Wednesday When-Wednsday When-you know when…

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.