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So at jury duty yesterday | Seamus O'Sparks

So at jury duty yesterday

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 7, 2014 — 1 min read

So at jury duty yesterday the assistant D.A. was asking us questions to feel us out. She was cute. She asked me if I had a problem with people who used marijuana recreationally? I said, most people I knew used it dogmatically. Yeah-they would smoke and watch the weather channel and preach and rail about the evils of non-marijuana culture and not laugh at my jokes or make sweet love to me and would call me a simp. I told her I preferred people who used beer and cocaine recreationally. Those cats know how to groove. Then I winked at her. Although she looked disgusted, I’m pretty sure we had a “thing” going between us. then I yelled, “CHASCA AT CHEER UP CHARLIE’S TOMORROW FOR FREE WEEK!!!!”

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.