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Put down that Yentl soundtrack and go to the Chasca FB page | Seamus O'Sparks

Put down that Yentl soundtrack and go to the Chasca FB page

By Seamus O'Sparks on November 15, 2013 — 1 min read

Put down that Yentl soundtrack and go to the Chasca FB page POST-HASTE to see what all the fuss is about. What, you haven’t “liked” the Chasca page? Some “friend” you turned out to be…But that’s okay…You have the strength to do it! You’re all like little Frodo Bagginses…To be a ring-bearer is to be alone, n’est pas? Let me just say-the Austin airwaves will be getting a mouthful of “Moloch” and “Golgotha” very soon. I hope they let you say, “Penis” on the air at KLBJ…Otherwise-what are we gonna’ talk about? Oh-and every time I hear the song, “Evergreen” it makes me tear up and remember all the many sordid affairs I’ve had over the years. Yeah, THAT song does it to me…Can you believe that? And they were tawdry pornographic affairs too…You’d better believe I will go into detail about THOSE on the air. I hope you can say, “Sodomy” on the radio…MOLOCH!!!

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.