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Look people, I’m really concerned about all the heat and tension this mean political season is bringing up for everyone | Seamus O'Sparks

Look people, I’m really concerned about all the heat and tension this mean political season is bringing up for everyone

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 28, 2016 — 1 min read

Look people, I’m really concerned about all the heat and tension this mean political season is bringing up for everyone. As a friend to ALL people: from the impressively busty to the pitifully stupid, I feel compelled to offer some opportunity for release in an effort anneal our national sores. Consequently, I am going to be hosting the FIRST completely NUDE political debate. I’m inviting everyone to attend. We will talk politics, we will be NAKED. There will be anger, there will be boners (dialectical boners, I mean, so don’t flag me). There will be passions, there will be sofas. NUDE POLITICAL DEBATE (optional gum chewing) 2016…It’s the ONLY way we ALL win. RSVP in the comments section <3

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.