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Look people, I’m really concerned about all the heat and tension this mean political season is bringing up for everyone

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 28, 2016 — 1 min read

Look people, I’m really concerned about all the heat and tension this mean political season is bringing up for everyone. As a friend to ALL people: from the impressively busty to the pitifully stupid, I feel compelled to offer some opportunity for release in an effort anneal our national sores. Consequently, I am going to... More

44 random things about me

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 1, 2016 — 2 mins read

I saw this on a friend of mine’s wall and it looked like fun. And I know ALL of you want to know ALL ABOUT ME. So I will tell you ALL these 44 random things about me before I turn into a flower. 1. Do you like blue cheese? It’s alright 2. Have you... More

TONIGHT!!!! Chasca hustles HOUSTON at The Concert Pub North with Hookers & BLOW and Don Jamieson of That Metal Show!

By Seamus O'Sparks on May 27, 2016 — 1 min read

TONIGHT!!!! Chasca hustles HOUSTON at The Concert Pub North with Hookers & BLOW and Don Jamieson of That Metal Show! HOOKERS & BLOW!!!! It promises to be way more satisfying than that time we opened for Bastards & Thumbtacks…We play at 9:30 pm! Tell those rain gods to eat dirt-tell Zeus he can piss in... More

I got cast in that show, “Naked and Afraid!”

By Seamus O'Sparks on April 12, 2016 — 1 min read

I got cast in that show, “Naked and Afraid!” I’m going to eat a ton of Viagra before they start rolling film. I hope the Discovery Channel has a good legal team. More

My response to a Scottish friend regarding Donald Trump

By Seamus O'Sparks on February 27, 2016 — 1 min read

My response to a Scottish friend regarding Donald Trump: If you’ve ever had indigestion then you know as much about American politics as anyone else does. I’m glad to see that the Donald is as amusing to you all, across the pond, as he is to many of us here. If he wins the election... More

It’s important to have a good dinner

By Seamus O'Sparks on February 23, 2016 — 1 min read

It’s important to have a good dinner. Medical science tells us that the body burns most of its calories while sleeping, so it’s especially important to eat your biggest meal right before bed. I typically have: Turkey chili, lasgna, corn, salad, french fries, toast, green peppers, coffee, milk, grapes, pecan pie, and Pepsi. But eating... More

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH SANTA CLAUS

By Seamus O'Sparks on December 21, 2015 — 2 mins read

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH SANTA CLAUS (LONG POST WARNING) SEAMUS: Hi Santa, thanks for being here. It really is an honor to meet you. SANTA: Thank you (coughs). Thanks. SEAMUS: So, there are so many things people would like to know. I think I’ll start by asking, why have you taken such a long leave of... More

They say it’s supposed to be in the 60s again tomorrow morning!

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 23, 2015 — 1 min read

They say it’s supposed to be in the 60s again tomorrow morning! I love it-everyone running around naked, smoking dope, listening to Beatles’ records. YAY FALL! More

I’m starting a web series

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 1, 2015 — 1 min read

I’m starting a web series. It’s based on the show, “Naked and Afraid” but mine will be called “Naked and a Little Drunk (in my basement).” Let me know if you would like to be a cast member. We’ll shoot the series in my basement. It’ll just be you(the more the merrier btw) and me... More

Just to get an idea…

By Seamus O'Sparks on July 14, 2015 — 1 min read

Just to get an idea…If my charge d’amour and I were to throw a naughty Baroque(esque) soiree(you know: naked romps, prurient frolics, absinthe, feathers, nibbling, epicurean indulgences, hedonistic despairing, wigs, candles, dulcet pipes, lusty moans, devil harpsichords, angel strings, impish squeals, and various obstreperous trivialities) who would be interested in delving into the velvet to... More