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Look people, I’m really concerned about all the heat and tension this mean political season is bringing up for everyone

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 28, 2016 — 1 min read

Look people, I’m really concerned about all the heat and tension this mean political season is bringing up for everyone. As a friend to ALL people: from the impressively busty to the pitifully stupid, I feel compelled to offer some opportunity for release in an effort anneal our national sores. Consequently, I am going to... More

So far watching this debate makes me wish that we could have BOTH the candidates as president!!!

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 27, 2016 — 1 min read

So far watching this debate makes me wish that we could have BOTH the candidates as president!!! I’ve had two wives at the same time, why can’t we have TWO awesome presidents!!! We’re big enough people to embrace POLITICAL BIGAMY 2016!!! More

Sorry to post again-Ritalin’s really got my mind crankin’

By Seamus O'Sparks on December 16, 2015 — 1 min read

Sorry to post again-Ritalin’s really got my mind crankin’. So, they just announced the singer of the National Anthem at the Republican debate. Her name is Ayla Brown. In my addled state I heard, “Eva Braun.” My eyes got real wide and my lips real tight for a second. Then I giggled. More

So I ate a few Ritalin

By Seamus O'Sparks on December 16, 2015 — 1 min read

So I ate a few Ritalin (Ritalins?), I’m watching the Republican debate (J.V. round), and it totally hits me: instead of calling the American Civil War the “War Between the States” shouldn’t it be called the “War Among the States?” I hate to be “that guy” but when I’m president history masquerading as poor grammar... More