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Wiley Koepp is NOT JOINING THE NAVY

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 24, 2016 — 1 min read

I’m afraid I must offer a sincere apology for any confusion that may have resulted from the posts yesterday. It turns out that Wiley Koepp is NOT JOINING THE NAVY. I misunderstood him, it seems, when he said he was joining the “Old Navy Birthday Club.” Yeah…apparently you can get good deals on some kick... More

Wiley, Don’t join the Navy

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 23, 2016 — 1 min read

A Poem (with minor edits) to Wiley Koepp entitled: Wiley, Don’t join the Navy Wiley, don’t join the Navy They cover all your food in gravy And make you mop When the seas are wavy Out at sea, you’ll see It’s not a place you’ll like to be You’ll be sorry on the water When... More

I am VERY disappointed in ALL of YOU!

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 23, 2016 — 1 min read

I am VERY disappointed in ALL of YOU! I have not seen ONE POST on the Wiley Koepp Facebook page pleading with him not to join the Navy. Have the tentacles of this mean age wound into your souls and made you all clocks with skull caps…you know, big capped (not caped but I think... More

Everyone, please HELP. Chasca is having another personnel issue.

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 23, 2016 — 1 min read

Everyone, please HELP. Chasca is having another personnel issue. Our drummer, Wiley Koepp, is planning on leaving the band. He saw H.M.S. Pinafore the other night and has decided to join the Navy. He said he’s always wanted to sing and after seeing those sailors mince and prance while “carrying those delightful tunes” that the... More

I almost never post on Saturdays but I had to let everybody in on a couple of things

By Seamus O'Sparks on June 15, 2013 — 1 min read

I almost never post on Saturdays but I had to let everybody in on a couple of things. First, sorry about the post yesterday. You all probably don’t want to read about that kind of thing. Sure, it made ME giggle and squeal a whole lot, but it shouldn’t come at your expense…it shouldn’t and... More