Today I go to the dentist for extensive surgery. Wish me luck! I’m having all of my teeth removed and replaced with baleen. It’s part of this new health craze that’s sweeping the nation: The Cetacean Diet. So, next time you see me I’ll be a filter feeder. That’s right. If I you ask me out to dinner we’ll have to go somewhere that has a pool filled with krill. It should make me a better lover though. Now that I’ll have a blowhole the possibilities are endless…endless. I will have to worry about those pesky Norwegians…Bah, A little fluke up the rudder will put the cure on them. SO EXCITED!!!
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