Today I go to the dentist for extensive surgery By Seamus O'Sparks on November 25, 2014 — 1 min read Today I go to the dentist for extensive surgery. Wish me luck! I’m having all of my teeth removed and replaced with baleen. It’s part of this new health craze that’s sweeping the nation: The Cetacean Diet. So, next time you see me I’ll be a filter feeder. That’s right. If I you ask me... More
Be careful in this world, people By Seamus O'Sparks on May 16, 2014 — 1 min read Be careful in this world, people. Be so careful. I had minor surgery this week. Nothing big, they just had to reconnect some things. When I came out from under the anesthesia my whole tummy had been crammed full of burgers. How’d that happen? Was someone having fun at my expense? At my expanse??? 🙁... More