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Sorry to bug everyone | Seamus O'Sparks

Sorry to bug everyone

By Seamus O'Sparks on March 19, 2014 — 1 min read

Sorry to bug everyone. I got bored with the vodka thing, but I’m not sure I’m-you know-all done. you know-like there’s still stuff stirring up inside of me. It’s funny-it’s a funny feeling. I think I’m going to go have a delightful breakfast(no grapes), listen to some Foreigner(nothing after 4), and be back in a while. I’ll probably be on a “nipples” kick by then. Not sure, but I’m definitely feeling nipples. You know?

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.