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I have always gotten the words, ‘libidinous” and “lobotomized” confused | Seamus O'Sparks

I have always gotten the words, ‘libidinous” and “lobotomized” confused

By Seamus O'Sparks on March 3, 2014 — 1 min read

Just so you know, I have always gotten the words, ‘libidinous” and “lobotomized” confused. It makes my online dating life a living hell. “Single white lobotomized male seeks similar females for N.S.A. Roman orgy.” Sometime my life makes Caligula look like Woodrow Wilson.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.