Well, I have some bad news By Seamus O'Sparks on September 12, 2017 — 1 min read Well, I have some bad news. My book, “Women are from Venus-I’m Caligula” will not be coming out. A couple of things happened. First, the publishers Googled Caligula. Then they read the book. I received a distressing call from them accusing me of turpitude and telling me that the deal was off. I told them... More
Well, I am very excited By Seamus O'Sparks on September 7, 2017 — 1 min read Well, I am very excited. Not only did I get some poems published in Adelaide Literary Magazine this month, but I have a new book coming out in October. It’s a self-help/relationship guide type thing based on my own fractured experiences as a swinging dude with weird notions who has had many, many, many lovers…many.... More
The South By Southwest Miracle By Seamus O'Sparks on March 20, 2017 — 38 mins read Music is the brandy of the damned – Shaw Rock and roll band, everybody’s waiting, getting’ crazy, anticipating love and music; play, play play – Scholz I was drinking my Big Red soda when I heard the thump against the window. I turned to look at this piece of human debris pressed flush against the... More
MIKE WROTE BACK!!!! By Seamus O'Sparks on April 30, 2016 — 3 mins read MIKE WROTE BACK!!!! Hi Seamus O Sparks, Thank you for reaching out. I enjoyed your music a lot and thought it might be beneficial if we talk. You should know that aside from the major record labels, there are other organizations that can help you to secure significant airplay. Most recently, we’ve been receiving some... More
DANIELLE STEEL vs FREUD By Seamus O'Sparks on January 10, 2015 — 1 min read DON’T READ THIS-ANOTHER POST GOT OUT OF HAND: DANIELLE STEEL vs FREUD (FREUD WINS) SEAMUS FINDS TRUE LOVE? Wowzer, I had a really graphic erotic dream about one of you-my FB friends, last night. It was so detailed that I woke up sweating and clutching a crucifix. Wanna’ know who it was? Come to The... More
I have always gotten the words, ‘libidinous” and “lobotomized” confused By Seamus O'Sparks on March 3, 2014 — 1 min read Just so you know, I have always gotten the words, ‘libidinous” and “lobotomized” confused. It makes my online dating life a living hell. “Single white lobotomized male seeks similar females for N.S.A. Roman orgy.” Sometime my life makes Caligula look like Woodrow Wilson. More
I feel insane By Seamus O'Sparks on December 20, 2013 — 1 min read I feel insane. Does anybody wanna’ come over and drink dirty water and take our shirts off and watch Caligula with me? More
Happy July! By Seamus O'Sparks on July 1, 2013 — 1 min read Happy July! Soon it will be AMERICA’S big day!!! Let’s take a moment, then, to appreciate that most American of totems: The American flag. I, for one, love the American flag. I think it’s sexy. It’s true. I’ve always had a “thing” for our star-spangled banner. I mean, we’re not talking a star-flecked, star-crossed,star-dappled piece... More
Alright all you little miracles, this will be THE SHOW of THE SUMMER By Seamus O'Sparks on June 27, 2012 — 1 min read Alright all you little miracles, this will be THE SHOW of THE SUMMER. And that’s not just a boast brought on by amphetamine psychosis. We need the lot of you attractive people to come out for this. In exchange we will put on a show so debauched and rockin’ it would make Caligula blush. Don’t... More
Here’s a question that has me vexed By Seamus O'Sparks on March 15, 2012 — 1 min read Here’s a question that has me vexed: Who would win a fight between The Warriors and The Droogs of A Clockwork Orange? There’s much to consider here. The Warriors appear more rough-hewn and sinewy-The Droogs seem more unctuous and underhanded. The Warriors KICK ASS! The Droogs are charming psychopaths. The Droogs are a product of... More