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The Bones of Cuauhtémoc

By Seamus O'Sparks on March 30, 2017 — 28 mins read

The Bones of Cuauhtémoc -He dreams and dreams Kiko and the lavender moon- An hour out of Laredo we stopped for gas at an all-night convenience store. We were heading towards Brownsville Texas on US Route 83. The van smelled like stale sweat, salted nuts, and sour farts. That was the way rock n roll... More

SPARKS FOR CITY COUNCIL???

By Seamus O'Sparks on February 10, 2017 — 3 mins read

LONG POST-MONDO BITCHIN’-SPARKS FOR CITY COUNCIL??? I think I may have to run so that I can lick San Marcos into shape. I’m tired of all the bitching so my goal is to make San Marcos: THE BITCHINEST CITY IN THE WORLD!!! I’ll run on the Farce Party ticket. As a local celebrity I can... More

WARNING- GROSSLY OFFENSIVE-DON’T READ!

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 11, 2017 — 3 mins read

WARNING- GROSSLY OFFENSIVE-DON’T READ! I think these “tell us about yourself” things on FB are kind of fun. However, I don’t think they go DEEP enough. FB is pretty superficial as it is. I say we take a giant leap forward in our internet consciousness and reveal ALL! Come on, no one is afraid of... More

I WOULD RATHER DIE ON MY COUCH THAN LIVE IN LAS VEGAS

By Seamus O'Sparks on July 7, 2016 — 1 min read

I WOULD RATHER DIE ON MY COUCH THAN LIVE IN LAS VEGAS: NO PICTURES-NO MEMES-READ OR PISS OFF (Longish post-wasn’t me-it was the uppers and booze) Oh man-this one’s bound to land a rabbit punch. Watching the nightly news…high paid crocodiles and Leviathan analysts. All swerving around that rotten elephant in the room-the undeniable consenus... More

Freddie Mercury’s BIRTHDAY!

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 4, 2015 — 1 min read

TONIGHT at Stonewall Warehouse, Chasca and Kiddoo and the Dude CELEBRATE Freddie Mercury’s BIRTHDAY! It promises to be the most SALACIOUS party in town. Here are some tidbits you may not know about the ole’ Killer Queen: He has sailed the seas, from Mars to Mercury He’ll do the march of the black queen He’ll... More

WARNING-TRUE STORY-SCARY STUFF-DON’T READ IF YOU ARE A NERVOUS PERSON-REALLY HAPPENED-SHOCKING TRUTH-SEX

By Seamus O'Sparks on October 21, 2014 — 3 mins read

Oh my heck did I have a rough night…So rough that my grammar and syntax and word choice might be kinda’ iffy here. I felt a little blue yesterday so I went to the saloon. There I was, sitting at the bar drinking my milk, when who should walk in but the Dark Prince himself.... More

I wrote to Sega to tell them that I thought the installation process for Empire: Total War sucked

By Seamus O'Sparks on August 26, 2014 — 2 mins read

I’m an idiot…I wrote to Sega to tell them that I thought the installation process for Empire: Total War sucked. They sent me a form response and wanted me to sign-in to a Sega account to maximize their feedback efficiency. Here was my response- Hi, Thanks for the thoughtful reply! I’m really not in need... More

I see lots of people making political comments here on Facebook

By Seamus O'Sparks on June 17, 2014 — 1 min read

I see lots of people making political comments here on Facebook. It makes me curious about my own political views. I really don’t know which party I belong to or where I fall on the whole left/right spectrum. Maybe you can help me out. What are you-politically-if you believe in cocaine fueled pagan pan-sexual orgies... More

So at jury duty yesterday

By Seamus O'Sparks on January 7, 2014 — 1 min read

So at jury duty yesterday the assistant D.A. was asking us questions to feel us out. She was cute. She asked me if I had a problem with people who used marijuana recreationally? I said, most people I knew used it dogmatically. Yeah-they would smoke and watch the weather channel and preach and rail about... More

Mike Tyson is hawking his book

By Seamus O'Sparks on November 12, 2013 — 1 min read

Mike Tyson is hawking his book. And somewhere there is a drunk Alien telecoming back to his galaxy to say, “Yeah, dude, they’re ALL fucking waterheads ’round here.” Or maybe not…Maybe this creature-let’s call him Gabe…Maybe Gabe is pouring himself an eye-opener and dialing in some porn and in between his huminuh huminuh is thinking,... More