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And the happiest of all happy good tidings to you | Seamus O'Sparks

And the happiest of all happy good tidings to you

By Seamus O'Sparks on December 3, 2013 — 1 min read

And the happiest of all happy good tidings to you on this day and also to you and yours and also to you this holiday season of the light and love of the spirit of the miracle that brings you the greetings of the blessings of this magical season of wonderful holiday tidings and love to you, this day, and may your hearts be filled with the joy and wonder of the miracle of holiday greetings this season and every season, after season, with many blessings and the tidings and secret miracles of a season of joy and dressing up together in say, a group of 4-7(odd numbers work best) all dressing like elves and eating the miracle of sugar plums off each other’s heads this wonderful time of year where if you message me here on the miracle of Facebook we could totally get a group together to do that and many other secret things besides during this holiday of light and loving warmth that brings the day where I’m totally not kidding, we should get a group of people together and know the joy of renting a cheap motel all 4,5,or 7 of us, and find the love of giving each other the group miracle of kinky kris kringle tingles this wonderful time of the season where I can totally make this happen and we’ll keep it a secret for the hearts of love are found this time of year in our ability to message me you deviants and miracles of love and joy.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.