THE BEAR IS BACK!!! By Seamus O'Sparks on December 31, 2015 — 1 min read THE BEAR IS BACK!!! And now he can ROCK the BIG New Year’s Eve party with Chasca TONIGHT at Stonewall Warehouse!!! It’s the NEW YEAR’S EVE MIRACLE!!!! Come celebrate the miracle tonight and don’t be afraid to get a little on you…OH, and Junior will be eating a bug…TONIGHT!!!! More
At the time you know as tomorrow, a miracle is shaping up By Seamus O'Sparks on June 24, 2015 — 1 min read At the time you know as tomorrow, a miracle is shaping up. Not the miracle of sweet cream, no. But the miracle of YOU! ONLY YOU can make the miracle happen. Does Chasca have a CD release show at The Mohawk Austin with Flying Balalaika Brothers and Foot Patrol tomorrow? Yes. Can you make it... More
And the happiest of all happy good tidings to you By Seamus O'Sparks on December 3, 2013 — 1 min read And the happiest of all happy good tidings to you on this day and also to you and yours and also to you this holiday season of the light and love of the spirit of the miracle that brings you the greetings of the blessings of this magical season of wonderful holiday tidings and love... More
Hi everyone By Seamus O'Sparks on June 27, 2013 — 1 min read Hi everyone. I know you’re all busy chewing out spouses, faxing attorneys, and finding a cure for Proteus Syndrome BUT I have to wish you all a HAPPY MIRACLE DAY. Today-June 27th-is MIRACLE DAY! Take time to appreciate all the many mini miracles in your life today! Miracles are everywhere:Kittens, quaaludes, burps, cashews…They’re all miracles... More
THIS JUST IN By Seamus O'Sparks on October 9, 2012 — 1 min read THIS JUST IN: Has anyone else noticed that October is a time of miracles? I have!!! For instance, in October everyone is alot nicer. And I can go up to all the goth/vampire kids in hiptown and shake my fist and say, “Vhat ever happened to my Transylvania Twist?” I can do this with impugnity... More
OH Ye Gods and Little Fishes! By Seamus O'Sparks on June 29, 2012 — 1 min read OH Ye Gods and Little Fishes! In a world of Octomoms and Atom Bombs, YOU must know that a SUBCULTURE of miracles does exist! Let us caress YOUR subculture of miracles! Goat men and naked chicks are on our poster-imagine what we’ll have backstage! More
Alright all you little miracles, this will be THE SHOW of THE SUMMER By Seamus O'Sparks on June 27, 2012 — 1 min read Alright all you little miracles, this will be THE SHOW of THE SUMMER. And that’s not just a boast brought on by amphetamine psychosis. We need the lot of you attractive people to come out for this. In exchange we will put on a show so debauched and rockin’ it would make Caligula blush. Don’t... More