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We(Chasca) are FINALISTS! | Seamus O'Sparks

We(Chasca) are FINALISTS!

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 30, 2013 — 1 min read

We(Chasca) are FINALISTS! How about that…I wonder if we’ll win? The last time I won anything in a contest was in 1982 when I won a frisbee from Fruity Pebbles. 1982-We wanted our MTV, central Texas enjoyed a rare snowfall in early February, bloodshed in The Falklands, San Marcos Rattler football made the playoffs, Best of the West was canceled, and I turned in a critically acclaimed performance as Santa Claus in the James Bowie Elementary School Production of, “The North Pole Goes Rock and Roll.” Plus I won that stupid frisbee…1982-Hell of a Year!

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.