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Here’s a holiday tale…

By Seamus O'Sparks on December 5, 2016 — 1 min read

Here’s a holiday tale… ever been skunked by Santa? Maybe, it wasn’t his fault…. and Josh Groban, what’s his deal? Read what Irving Moritz of The New Yorker is already calling, “A timeless holiday classic.” More

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH SANTA CLAUS

By Seamus O'Sparks on December 21, 2015 — 2 mins read

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH SANTA CLAUS (LONG POST WARNING) SEAMUS: Hi Santa, thanks for being here. It really is an honor to meet you. SANTA: Thank you (coughs). Thanks. SEAMUS: So, there are so many things people would like to know. I think I’ll start by asking, why have you taken such a long leave of... More

We(Chasca) are FINALISTS!

By Seamus O'Sparks on September 30, 2013 — 1 min read

We(Chasca) are FINALISTS! How about that…I wonder if we’ll win? The last time I won anything in a contest was in 1982 when I won a frisbee from Fruity Pebbles. 1982-We wanted our MTV, central Texas enjoyed a rare snowfall in early February, bloodshed in The Falklands, San Marcos Rattler football made the playoffs, Best... More

The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.