As I was walking home last night I cut through the cemetery

As I was walking home last night I cut through the cemetery. I was shocked to find a statue that was built over 100 years ago and dedicated to my memory. It lauded me for being a champion of the young and the last surviving neanderthal. That explains the green eyes and ginger tinge to my hair. It also explains my malformed hyoid and brachiocephallic desgin. ~ylf deye der ta acsahc yadrutas siht~And now I can rest easy at all those nights I spent behaving like a gibbering brute. I also know why everytime I visit the Levant I am harrangued with cries of, “Nephilim!” I enjoyed breeding with those sapien chicks. I really did. So I am a relic hominid. So what? Who are you? Homo Sapien Sapien. Good ole’ man “The double wise?” What a double disappointment. NAH, JUST KIDDING MY FRIENDS. I love you all!!!! You modern men may have invented the catapult, but we neanderthaloids invented good natured joshing….And drugs. OH yeah, the stone age ROCKED!!!THIS POST BROUGHT TO YOU BY WAL-MART