From now on I am only eating CHINESE food. And it’s all because of the newest place in town, Captain Wa Presents The Hunrgy Gnome’s Kitchen. From now on I am disrespectful to hamburgers. This place is the best! Today I had: Fried Gum, Horse Whipped Swan in Girl Sauce, Porked Fish, General Fong’s Frost Bitten Panda Loaf, Poo-Pee with Lanced Chum and Rope Noodles, Creamed Cobra, Dong Chow, Soiled Crow Rolls, Twice Steamed Elf, and Flagons of Pepsi Free. You people are indolent if you don’t support Captain Wa Presents The Hungry Gnome’s Kitchen. They also have the best in The Hungry Oaf line of bean bars around.
From now on I am only eating CHINESE food
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