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From now on I am only eating CHINESE food | Seamus O'Sparks

From now on I am only eating CHINESE food

By Seamus O'Sparks on March 10, 2012 — 1 min read

From now on I am only eating CHINESE food. And it’s all because of the newest place in town, Captain Wa Presents The Hunrgy Gnome’s Kitchen. From now on I am disrespectful to hamburgers. This place is the best! Today I had: Fried Gum, Horse Whipped Swan in Girl Sauce, Porked Fish, General Fong’s Frost Bitten Panda Loaf, Poo-Pee with Lanced Chum and Rope Noodles, Creamed Cobra, Dong Chow, Soiled Crow Rolls, Twice Steamed Elf, and Flagons of Pepsi Free. You people are indolent if you don’t support Captain Wa Presents The Hungry Gnome’s Kitchen. They also have the best in The Hungry Oaf line of bean bars around.

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.