From now on I am only eating CHINESE food By Seamus O'Sparks on March 10, 2012 — 1 min read From now on I am only eating CHINESE food. And it’s all because of the newest place in town, Captain Wa Presents The Hunrgy Gnome’s Kitchen. From now on I am disrespectful to hamburgers. This place is the best! Today I had: Fried Gum, Horse Whipped Swan in Girl Sauce, Porked Fish, General Fong’s Frost... More