A Poem, by damn, When he Should be Filling out Applications for a New Life By Seamus O'Sparks on August 2, 2017 — 1 min read I wish I had a huge cock Something to split the crotch of the world While death jerked me off I’d name my penis, “Burps.” “Easy Burps” I’d say Then I’d do all the porno The women would make a bug-eyed squirm And the men would wiggle in doubt I’d love the life Lips to... More
I feel the lust of March in my britches By Seamus O'Sparks on March 3, 2012 — 1 min read It’s March! I feel the lust of March in my britches. I am covered with too many mites to do anything about it though. Mites put the quash on my lovin’ agenda! And they’re March mites too. Real mean ones. I am guessing most of you don’t want to hear about this. But try to... More