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October is a spooky creepy time of year | Seamus O'Sparks

October is a spooky creepy time of year

By Seamus O'Sparks on October 3, 2011 — 1 min read

October is a spooky creepy time of year. I just watched the movie, “Eden Lake.” Jeepers! I’m terrified of the English now. I used to love them-now they give me the shivers. The movie scared me so bad that I can’t even listen to my Supertramp records. Can anyone help me? Does anyone know an English who can talk to me and anneal my psychic sores and not gobble me up?

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.