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What a weekend! | Seamus O'Sparks

What a weekend!

By Seamus O'Sparks on June 20, 2011 — 1 min read

What a weekend! After the show on Friday a small man with hooks for hands forced me into a van to gratify his grossly obese wife’s lusts in exchange for a Slurpee. I had to punch my way out of that one and lost a tooth in the process. I think the band is moving in a good direction but the omens are hard to read. Every night I dream that when I try to sing, butterflies swoop out of my mouth. What does it all mean?

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The Story of Seamus

Seamus O'Sparks is the seventh son of a Seventh Day Adventist who went on a seven-day bender starting on July 7, 1977 at a strip club called Seventh Heaven at the corner of 7th St. and 7th Ave. in the West Village.